Namaste Natasha
Always Flexible and Bends Over Backwards
Feet behind her ears
but not quite what you think
Incomprehensible bendable
Body and soul in sync
The way she could flex
lead to A+ sex
Muscles cooperative and nimble
Each plank pose and bend
made for a tight rear end
She made it look so simple
She chanted Ommmm
in her home
which smelled like lavender and peach
You could tell by her posture
She was no impostor
And eventually went on to teach
Downward Dog and Lotus Pose
Warrior One, Two and Three
Logic pointed
To double jointed
She stretched from sea to sea
